The Things You Say

Today, you stayed home from the bar. You didn't feel well, but I'm not sure that I buy that. When it was time to leave you said you were going to miss 'this'. I stupidly asked what 'this was' and you went into full detail...Including telling me that your girlfriend or whatever she is to you, seems to know about me.

I need to get a boyfriend soon, before this starts hurting too much.